12.9.07
robots will be the answer
Neanderthal man cleaned his teeth, experts find
The teeth have "grooves formed by the passage of a
pointed object, which confirms the use of a small stick for cleaning the
mouth," Paleontology Professor Juan Luis Asuarga
told reporters, presenting an archaeological find in
The fossils, unearthed in Pinilla del Valle, are the first human examples found in the
Neanderthals were predecessors of modern humans who inhabited
much of Europe, North Africa and parts of
"There are two (teeth), perfectly preserved, in which
the wear and tear of a human of about 30 years old is perceptible," a
government statement said.
Experts also found diverse animal fossils, including remains
of hyenas, bears, deer and rhinoceroses.
11.9.07
Here's another one to file under "duh"
The Digi Makeover, Because it's Hard to Say You're Not Pretty Enough
GirlTech, a company clearly run by mean little boys, has brought us The Digi Makeover. Basically it's like a cheap PDA, but instead of keeping track of appointments, it shows you how to be less ugly. All you have to do is snap a quick head shot with the included camera, and poof your ready to go. Now by utilizing the touchscreen you can choose from over 50 hairstyles and colors, or even add jewelry. Now just in case your daughter or her friends had any self esteem left, the Digi Makeover can also connect to your television for some big screen critiquing.

