The sordid love lives of celebs....

Celebrity Message: You'd Better Protect Your Goods. As if it's not bad enough for the rest of us that the two prettiest people on the planet are now together, Brad and Angelina's relationship also sends a pretty strong message: Even if he's already married, a guy can fall prey to beautiful women at work. Though I'm not here to say what did or didn't happen between the triumvirate of BrAngelinAniston, most folks interpreted their situation as this: Guy is happily married to beautiful woman. Guy goes to work with another beautiful woman. Guy hooks up with second beautiful woman. First woman gets stuck with Vince Vaughn. The celeb warning: It reinforces the difficulty some men have staying faithful in tempting situations. Celebrity Message: All Guys Better Be Jumping Off Couches Okay, so we could take the Cruises in a million different directions, but here's one thing that bugs -- that we constantly have to hear how... in... love... he... is. Good for Tom, good for Katie, and for their beautifully photographed Suri. Happy for ya. But Tom's over-the-top behavior upon his declaration of love for Katie is like telling guys (and the women they're with) that they better find their own forms of couch jumping when they express their love for their women. Of course, lots of men could stand to be more effusive and more romantic, and women certainly deserve that. But to expect guys to publicly fawn and fawn and fawn is about as unrealistic as, oh, Paris Hilton becoming a nun.