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Psssssssst! Your dress is on upside down!

Imagine if you will, turning this dress 180 degrees. You’ll have to imagine it, because our model seems to have donned this strapless white evening gown the wrong way.

Maybe she should have noticed it was upside-down when she needed to find some way to lay her hair down on what she thought were the garment’s “shoulders.” Another clue might have been the misshapen hideousness of the thing once she zipped it up - or down, as the case may be.

Then again, if you check closely, she seems to have been pretty busy putting red lipstick around her eyes, so maybe she couldn’t be bothered to read the instructions that came with the dress.