Today is Canada Day – Fun family games we play in this country

1. Beating Paris Hilton Piñatas with beer bottles.
2. Pin the moustache on Tom Selleck.
3. Eating hamburgers like David Hasselhoff.
4. Fast apple bobbing like porn star Jenna Jameson.
5. Tequila shooting and projectile vomiting like Lindsay Lohan.

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1. Reasons to hate Switzerland as a Canadian
2. (New today) Canadian words of wisdom
3. 2010 Vancouver and Whistler Olympics and how Canada will win more gold medals